Hire an accused sexual predator to protect your kids...

...against the big bad chemical company so he can pay his own legal fees! Hire Jan Helder. He's not really a sexual predator because he had a federal judge set him free moments after he was actually convicted! Read all about it at msnbc.com - Convicted sexual predator set free. You know who he is, don't you? He's the guy the Lonetree gang chose to 'get Dow.'